Drugs screw up your life
| (During a job interview in an office) | |
| Employer: | Why do you apply for this job? |
| Candidate: | (Dully) I...am...Rex... |
| (The best man goes mad and messes up everything in a wedding party.) | |
| Party guest: | What's wrong with the best man? |
| Voice Over: | You think you're smart and cool, eh? Are you taking drugs or are drugs taking your life? |
| Endsuper: | Drugs screw up your life. |